i just want to fuck all the time what is wrong with me

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most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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Other people are not medicine. Amy Poehler (via slutsandsinners)

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30 Days of Songs (redux)→ Day 3: A song that makes you laugh

Colt 45 | Afroman


First heard this when I was in 4th grade and loved it since

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I have to stop falling in love with memories. 9 word story (via pillsand-coffee)

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